I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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