So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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