Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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