GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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