So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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