his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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