But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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