just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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