last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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