That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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