I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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