Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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