Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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