Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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