Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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