If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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