he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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