How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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