but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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