i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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