can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I wish there were birth control emojis
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Oh god it's open bar.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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