Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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