All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
