Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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