we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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