Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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