I must be too annoying 4 u.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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