you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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