I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he fucked my hip out of place.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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