They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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