Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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