We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
