i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just want to make out with him forever
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.