They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.