Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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