I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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