I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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