bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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