I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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