Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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