Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We need to get me chipped asap
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize