I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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