Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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