Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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