If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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