I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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