Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The beer is more important than you right now.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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