My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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