This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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