Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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