Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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