is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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