Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
