I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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