Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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