No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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